Food Truck
Food Truck Coming Spring 2025, because contrary to popular belief, Hollis is not a Veteran Owned, Local Small business friendly town... Unless you're a pot shop or putting in a subdivision..... then your shit gets approved by the planning board in 2 months.....
Our Food Truck Is Great For
- Graduations (Preferably college graduations because I can't carry a conversation without swearing)
- Rehearsal Dinners
- Birthdays
- Engagement Parties
- Family Reunions
- Bachelor parties with strippers
- Family Reunions with strippers
- Block Parties
- Housewarming Parties
- Wedding Showers
- Open Houses
- Baby Showers with strippers
- Weddings
- People who forget to book shit till the last minute and call us to bail their ass out so their wife doesn't leave them at the alter...
- Companies who don't pay their employees a livable wage and have a pizza party when they realize morale is low and employees are quitting... (100% surcharge if you're a publicly traded company)