PIZZA Truck
We look forward to seeing you at your local community building event for some delicious pizza based out of Hollis Maine in our amazing pizza food truck. (Could you tell we added extra words to populate better on google searches???)
Our Food Truck Is Great For
- Graduations (Preferably college graduations because I can't carry a conversation without swearing)
- Rehearsal Dinners
- Birthdays
- Engagement Parties
- Family Reunions
- Bachelor parties with strippers
- Family Reunions with strippers
- Block Parties
- Housewarming Parties
- Wedding Showers
- Open Houses with strippers
- Baby Showers
- Weddings
- People who forget to book shit till the last minute and call us to bail their ass out so their wife doesn't leave them at the alter...
- Companies who don't pay their employees a livable wage and have a pizza party when they realize morale is low and employees are quitting... (100% surcharge if you're a publicly traded company)
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